Critical Hit?

For my non-US readers out there (whom I know exist because a good number of my referrers have country codes I neither recognize nor truly understand), it might be helpful to know that everyone depicted in today’s comic is a movie critic. Yes, even Nate and myself. We, however, have found ourselves unable to get anyone to pay us for our opinions. I’m sure many of you are in the same boat.

That’s probably good. The last thing the world needs more of is opinions.